We will now spend some time trying to figure out the language of safety signs. While some are very easy to understand, like stop signs - some are not very easy to translate. Our friends down at Safenow.Org have compiled a wonderful list of translations for a variety of safety signs.
Here are a few of my favorites:
If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand,
remember to close the window. No one wants to see that.
If you are sprayed with an unknown substance,
stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.
After exposure to radiation it is important to consider
that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.