One of the most popular subjects on this blog has to be the language of toilets. I've posted many times on "potty humor", and those posts have always been my most popular. I can't explain it. It must have something to do with my readership. Well, here's another:
Have you ever had to use the restroom in the middle of the night? Sure, you have.
But have you ever tried to use the restroom without those pesky lights that make you squint? Sure, you have. And you probably fell in, right?
Well, no more! Thanks to the amazing and futuristic Toilet Landing Lights! Flip the lid, and you'll feel as though you've been teleported to the Death Star, ready to evacuate your waste into the furthest reaches of space.
But seriously, "landing lights" sounds like you're parking something really big in a hangar, or something.
That's right, buy your own set of Johnny Lights, today! (Batteries not included).
I just don't get the language of Toilet Lights. Maybe they just need a better name.
Can you help me translate?
From Patently Absurd.