Are you tired of waiting in line for that pesky porcelain pot? Too many users in your house? Well, you don't have to wait any longer. Not with the patented technology of the Toilet Timer.
Got a kid who sits for hours? Dad wasting away on the latrine? Set the timer for 5 minutes, and all your problems will be solved.
Actually, I'm not sure what happens when the timer goes off. What do you think happens?
Can you help me translate?
From Patently Absurd.