Today, my budding translators, I'd like to discuss the language of bumper stickers. Bumper stickers can be funny, bumper stickers can be offensive, and bumper stickers can be downright stupid. One of my favorites, is the one pictured above from I Park Like An Idiot.Com.
That's right. You, too can order your own pack of 10, 40, or 100 and keep them in your glove compartment. Then you'll have them ready for the opportune moment.
I've ordered some. And believe me I'll use them. Why?
The other night at the mall, I couldn't find a parking space. Not because there weren't any spaces available. But because there weren't any USABLE spaces available due to the morons like the ones below who were ruining the whole parking experience for the rest of us.
Ok, so the last one is a bit over the top. But come on! Is it really that hard to park your car? I just don't understand people that park like idiots. But they all deserve little yellow bumper stickers the say "I Park Like an Idiot".
Do you have any examples of other interesting bumper stickers? Can you help me translate?
Photos from I Park Like an Idiot.Com.
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Wednesday, July 25, 2007
People that Park Like Idiots Really Tick Me Off
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1st picture: He didn't want someone banging their car door into his macho machine.
2nd: Never learned the physics of parallel parking while applying mascara.
3rd: Just didn't care.
4th. Was still on her cell phone and was late in getting home to check her MySpace "Friends" tally.
5th: Handicapped people never go to "The Dragon's Lair" strip joint anyway.
6th: He was just running in to get a 6-pack and some bait.
7th: Wife was angry that her ex got the boat and she only got the compact car in the divorce settlement.
HAHAHA! Great translations, Steph! Those are PERFECT. You're hired!
And I can parallel park, too. Without the fancy computer gizmo.
That is so awesome. I've got to order some of those.
Except I hardly ever drive any more. Still, they'd be fun around the house too.
Diesel - great idea! They'd come in handy anywhere!
My Lord - That sounds perfectly acceptable.
OK... where'd you get that
photo of my car??????????
Hahaha... no really..
I'm so scared one of these stickers is going to end up on my car. I don't park badly because I'm a jerk, but just because I'm vehiciculaarly (and spelling) challenged. My sister rants about my parking all the time. I have never driven through wet concrete or parked in a lake (yet) though. Wish me luck and please don't sticker me. ;)
Ok, that one word that I spelled wrong here.. I have to tell you I didn't even try.. lol.. I just let my fingers go wild on the keyboard.
PS - I have a cool Rosetta Rants button on my site now.
Oh this is so sweeeet!!! Gotta order some asap.
Jaya - which one is yours? ;)
Gerri - Don't worry. I won't put a sticker on your car because were friends ;) And thanks for using a BUTTON!
Rick - Glad you like them, and I hope they come in handy!
Great post !
Thanks, Sugar queens dream! Thanks for stopping by!
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