After wrapping his head in duct tape, botching a liquor store robbery, and getting caught in a feeble attempt to flee, Kazee had the audacity to say "Hey, you got the wrong guy. I'm not the duct tape bandit!"
Yep. And I'm not the Translator. Guess I don't speak STUPID very well.
By the way, good luck getting that tape off. It might sting a little.
Absolutely True has a great roundup of the story, too.