Having spent the last four years with Girl Translator and Baby Girl Translator running around the Translator Estate, I’ve slowly gathered the knowledge necessary to accurately translate the Language of Kidspeak. Not since the Rosetta Stone helped us to decipher the lost mysteries of ancient Egypt, has modern man attempted a translation project of this magnitude.
Here’s the first installment of my monumental translation endeavor:
“Yes, I cleaned my room.”
Translation: I shoved my dirty clothes into the corner and put stuff in piles around the room.
“My legs don’t work!”
Translation: I don’t want to go to school, even though there is nothing physiologically wrong with my limbs.
“I don’t have to go potty.”
Translation: I will have to go potty in three or four minutes, which may coincide with the start of our car trip.
“That’s mine!”
Translation: Anything my little sister touches is desirable since she has shown interest in it.
Stay tuned for more. I'm working on it.
