Let's begin our journey into the unknown by stepping right outside my front door, here in Colorado.
Yesterday, on the way home from work, I spied a truck with something "extra" hanging off the back end. Upon further examination, I was assaulted by the image of two, giant, blue - truck nuts.
Are those....?....yes, they are! I thought.
As seen in the image above, I guess truck owners can now order these online for various reasons.
I guess one reason would be to show that one's truck is "manly".
I guess another reason would be to show that a truck's OWNER is manly. Although, if that's the case, I don't see how projecting one's "manliness" to the rear hitch of one's truck would accomplish much of anything. Plus, wouldn't it hurt if you take a dip too fast?
I just don't get it. Can you help me translate?
Howard's Translation: "I have a small penis and must compensate."
Beenzzz's Translation: "The small penis thing PLUS, he still wets his bed."