The Duct Tape Bandit, AP Photo.You have to speak the Language of Stupid to understand the actions of Kasey G. Kazee of Ashland, Kentucky.
After wrapping his head in duct tape, botching a liquor store robbery, and getting caught in a feeble attempt to flee, Kazee had the audacity to say "Hey, you got the wrong guy. I'm not the duct tape bandit!"
Yep. And I'm not the Translator. Guess I don't speak STUPID very well.
By the way, good luck getting that tape off. It might sting a little.
Absolutely True has a great roundup of the story, too.
After wrapping his head in duct tape, botching a liquor store robbery, and getting caught in a feeble attempt to flee, Kazee had the audacity to say "Hey, you got the wrong guy. I'm not the duct tape bandit!"
Yep. And I'm not the Translator. Guess I don't speak STUPID very well.
By the way, good luck getting that tape off. It might sting a little.
Absolutely True has a great roundup of the story, too.
