Tired of spending countless hours cleaning those pesky stalls? Sick of bending over to grab handfull after handfull of equine excrement? Well, fret no more!
Now you can live the lazy cowboy's dream - with the newly patented Horse Diaper (some assembly required).
Now, what do you think is more work: cleaning the floor of a stall or changing a gigantic diaper on an extremely irritated horse?
I'll stick to cleaning the floor. Heck, I'd gladly save hundreds of dollars per month on the cost of diapers if it was socially acceptable for my daughter to run free and do her business in the yard. Except that's not gonna happen. And I can't keep her in a barn.
Until she's four.
I just don't get horse diapers. Can you help me translate?
From Patently Absurd.